An organization is like a tree full of monkeys

An organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs at different levels.

Some monkeys are climbing up, some down.

The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces.

The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes.

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If You Are Married To 1 Of The Twin Sisters

A Question asked in a Talent Test:
If You Are Married To 1 Of The Twin Sisters, How wud You Recognize Your WIFE?

The Best Answer
- Why d Hell Should I recognize?

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Do u know the meaning of wife?

Husband asks: Do u know the meaning of wife?
‘Without Infomation Fighting Everytime’.
Wife on hearing replies,
It also means ‘With Idiot For Ever’.

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Mark and Martha, two young pharmacists

Mark and Martha, two young pharmacists are having a professional discussion at their office.

Mark : What do you want this time, with coat or without coat?

Martha: Let it be with coating, because I don’t want to release granules earlier.

Mark: So, Shall I begin molding?

Martha: No, first close the door and window and switch off, because this work is light sensitive.

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A blonde keeps running back and forth

A blonde keeps running back and forth on his driveway checking his mail.
One day her confused older neighbor asks her why is she doing that so often and the blonde replies:
“I don’t understand what’s going on but my computer keeps telling that I’ve got mail!?”

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