A drunken man is driving through the city of Dublin and his car is weaving violently all over the road. A cop pulls him over. “So,” says the cop to the driver, “where have you been?“ “I’ve been to the pub,” slurs the drunk. “Well,” says the cop, “it looks like you’ve had quite a [...]

Wife: Yesterday I saw a very Beautiful Girl. Husband: Really ?? Then what happened? Wife: I just kept on Admiring her, On & On.. Husband (Gets Irritated): But, what happened then? Wife Smiled & said: Then What ?? I Simply Moved away from the Mirror !!!

During an English lesson, the teacher notices that a boy was not paying attention to her. Teacher:Pappu, join these two sentences together. I was cycling to school. I saw a dead body. Pappu: (thinking for a while) I saw a dead body cycling to school.

A Sardar Doctor and Pundit loved same girl. Pundit started giving an apple to the girl everyday. Sardar Doctor asked: WHY ?? Pundit: An apple a day keeps the doctor away!

Lose 5kg in a week

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Fat guy saw advertisment “lose 5kg in a week” He cals & said i would like to join! Lady : Ok be ready tomorrow at 6am. Next morning He opens the door & finds a hot babe with shoes, underpants & shirt saying “If u catch me u can f*ck me!” & the girl starts [...]

Teacher: “I’m calling your parents!” Elementary Student: NOOOOOO,”I’ll be good!” Middle School Student: “Pshhh,whatever!” High School Student: “Hahaha tell my mom I said Hi!” :P