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		<title>A man had six children and was very proud</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Apr 2012 17:55:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A man had six children and was very proud of his achievement. He was so proud of himself that he started calling his wife, ‘Mother of Six’, in spite of her objections. One night they went to a party. He decided that it was time to go home, and wanted to find out if his [...]]]></description>
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		<title>An older couple, who were both widowed</title>
		<link>http://www.bestjokes.cc/jokes/retirement-jokes/an-older-couple-who-were-both-widowed/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Apr 2012 21:03:02 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Retirement Jokes]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[An older couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married. Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work. They discussed finances, living [...]]]></description>
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		<title>An elderly couple</title>
		<link>http://www.bestjokes.cc/jokes/men-vs-women-jokes/an-elderly-couple/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Apr 2012 08:19:37 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Men vs Women Jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[elderly couple]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[oceanside condo]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Saint Peter]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a tour of heaven by Saint Peter. &#8220;Here is your oceanside condo, over there are the tennis courts, swimming pool, and two golf courses. If you need any refreshments, just stop by any of the many bars located throughout the area.&#8221; &#8220;Heck, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What did the painter say to her boyfriend?</title>
		<link>http://www.bestjokes.cc/jokes/question-and-answer-jokes/what-did-the-painter-say-to-her-boyfriend/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Apr 2012 08:18:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[farmers]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Q. What did the painter say to her boyfriend? A. &#8220;I love you with all my art!&#8221; Q. What do farmers give their wives on Valentine&#8217;s Day? A. Hogs and Kisses! Q. Do skunks celebrate Valentine&#8217;s Day? A. Sure, they&#8217;re very scent-imental!]]></description>
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		<title>Ability to guess the day</title>
		<link>http://www.bestjokes.cc/jokes/men-vs-women-jokes/ability-to-guess-the-day/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Apr 2012 08:17:09 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Men vs Women Jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[breasts]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fondling]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was telling a girl in the pub about my uncanny ability to guess the day a woman was born just by feeling their breasts. &#8220;Really?&#8221; she said. &#8220;Go on then&#8230; Try.&#8221; After about 30 seconds of fondling she began to lose patience. &#8220;Come on,&#8221; she demanded, &#8220;What day was I born on?&#8221; &#8220;Yesterday?&#8221; I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A completely inebriated man</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Apr 2012 08:14:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, &#8220;I&#8217;ve got to take you in, pal. You&#8217;re obviously drunk.&#8221; Our wasted friend asked, &#8220;Officer, are ya absolutely sure I&#8217;m drunk?&#8221; &#8220;Yeah, buddy, I&#8217;m sure,&#8221; said the copper. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The monkey of the jungle</title>
		<link>http://www.bestjokes.cc/jokes/men-vs-women-jokes/the-monkey-of-the-jungle/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bestjokes.cc/jokes/men-vs-women-jokes/the-monkey-of-the-jungle/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Apr 2012 08:55:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A drunk guy took a cat home to his wife and said: &#8220;See&#8230; here is the monkey of the jungle.&#8221; His wife said laughing, &#8220;That&#8217;s a CAT &#8230;&#8221; He said back to his wife, &#8220;I am talking to the cat!&#8221; Tags:alcoholic monkey joke, a drunk guy took a cat home to his wife and said: [...]]]></description>
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		<title>You know why women cant drive?</title>
		<link>http://www.bestjokes.cc/jokes/drivers-jokes/you-know-why-women-cant-drive/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Apr 2012 08:50:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Drivers Jokes]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[You know why women cant drive? Because there is no road between the bedroom and the kitchen.]]></description>
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		<title>Once a devil walked in a bar</title>
		<link>http://www.bestjokes.cc/jokes/men-vs-women-jokes/once-a-devil-walked-in-a-bar/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bestjokes.cc/jokes/men-vs-women-jokes/once-a-devil-walked-in-a-bar/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Apr 2012 08:40:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Once a devil walked in a bar, Every one ran away only one man had the guts to stay. The devil asked to the man aren&#8217;t you scared. The man replied, &#8220;Why should I be, I married your sister 30 years ago&#8221;.]]></description>
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		<title>After an accident</title>
		<link>http://www.bestjokes.cc/jokes/drivers-jokes/after-an-accident/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Apr 2012 08:38:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Drivers Jokes]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[After an accident &#8230;. 1st Driver : I flashed the headlights and told you to let me go first. 2nd Driver : I also started the wipers and said NO NO&#8230;.]]></description>
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