Mark and Martha, two young pharmacists are having a professional discussion at their office.
Mark : What do you want this time, with coat or without coat?
Martha: Let it be with coating, because I don’t want to release granules earlier.
Mark: So, Shall I begin molding?
Martha: No, first close the door and window and switch off, because this work is light sensitive.
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There was this man in a mental hospital. All day he would put his ear to the wall and listen. The doctor would watch this guy do this day after day. So the doctor finally decided to see what the guy was listening to, so he put his ear up to the wall and listened. He heard nothing.
So he turned to the mental patient and said, “I don’t hear anything.”
The mental patient said, “Yeah, I know. It’s been like that for months!”
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An elderly man goes into his doctors office for an annual physical. After a while, the doctor comes out and says, “I’m sorry Bill, but we have discovered you have a condition which only allows you another 6 weeks to live.”
“But Doctor,” Bill replied, “I feel great. I haven’t felt better in years. This just can’t be true. Isn’t there anything I can do?”
After a moment the doctor said, “Well, you might start going down the street to that new health spa and take a mud bath every day.”
Excitedly Bill asked, “And that will cure me?”
“No,” replied the doctor, “but it will get you used to the dirt.”
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