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Two factory workers are talking. The woman says, “I can make the boss give me the day off.” The man replies, “And how would you do that?” The woman says, “Just wait and see.” She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling. The boss comes in and says, “What are you doing?” The woman replies, “I’m [...]

A Rat and Lion were living in jungle… One day an angel comes to jungle and tells both of them to make three wishes… Lion’s 1st wish~ convert all the male lions of my AREA into female… Rat’s 1st wish~ give me a SUPERBIKE… Lion’s 2nd wish~ convert all the male lions of this JUNGLE [...]

This is business!

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Dad: I want u 2 marry a girl of my choice. Son: No Dad: The girl is Bill Gate’s daughter. … Son: then Ok. Dad goes to Bill Gates. Dad: I want your daughter to marry my son. Bill Gates: No Dad: My son is the CEO of the World Bank. Bill Gates: Than ok [...]

Two terrorists having discussion in a bar. The waiter asks them what the discussion was about? Terrorist :- We are planning to kill 14 thousand people and a donkey.. Waiter :- Why a donkey? Then one terrorist says to the other, “See I told you nobody will care about the 14 thousand people

My ATTITUDE

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My ATTITUDE… Someone proposed me.. I said : Am not accepting your proposel.. But i salute your CHOICE :P :D

A drunken man is driving through the city of Dublin and his car is weaving violently all over the road. A cop pulls him over. “So,” says the cop to the driver, “where have you been?“ “I’ve been to the pub,” slurs the drunk. “Well,” says the cop, “it looks like you’ve had quite a [...]