A white guy walks into a bar and asked a black guy for a bl*w job. The black guy beat him up and threw him out of the bar. The bartender then asked, “What did he say to you? The black guy responded I don’t know all I heard is something about a job!!
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A guy comes outta a bar one night and theres a cop sitting in the parking lot. The guy staggers a bit, fals down the stairs, gets up and walks over to his bike, gets on and tries to start it. The bike won’t start and he realizes it isn’t his bike afterall. He gets [...]