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A Rat and Lion were living in jungle… One day an angel comes to jungle and tells both of them to make three wishes… Lion’s 1st wish~ convert all the male lions of my AREA into female… Rat’s 1st wish~ give me a SUPERBIKE… Lion’s 2nd wish~ convert all the male lions of this JUNGLE [...]
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A Rat and Lion were living in jungle
January 31, 2012
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A precious little girl walks into a Pets Mart Shop and asks, in the sweetest little lisp, between two missing teeth, “Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?” As the shopkeeper’s heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he’s on her level and asks, “Do you want a widdle white wabbit, [...]
A frog calling the Psychic Hotline
May 9, 2011
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Recently, the Psychic Hotline and Psychic Friends Network have launched hotlines for frogs. Here is the story of one frog and his discussing with his psychic. A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, “You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you.” The frog says, [...]
A man absolutely hated his wife’s cat and decided to get rid of him one day
April 24, 2010
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A man absolutely hated his wife’s cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park. As he was getting home, the cat was walking up the driveway. The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away. He [...]
This duck walks into a convenience store
April 19, 2010
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This duck walks into a convenience store and asks the clerk, “Do you have any grapes?” The clerk says no, and the duck leaves. The next day, the duck returns and asks, “Do you have any grapes?” The clerk again says no, and the duck leaves. The day after that, the duck walks in the [...]
