Two blondes were taking their first train trip to Warsaw on the train. A vendor came down the corridor selling bananas which they’d never seen before. Each bought one.The first one eagerly peeled the banana and bit into it just as the train went into a tunnel. When the train emerged from the tunnel, she [...]
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Two blondes were taking their first train trip
March 17, 2010
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Stolen Car
March 17, 2010
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A blonde borrowed her husband’s car and parked in the supermarket car park. Just as she came out laden with shopping, she saw a young lad break into the car, hot wire it and drive off. Naturally she reported the matter to the police. ‘What did he look like?, the sergeant asked. ‘I don’t know [...]
A blonde was involved in a serious crash
March 17, 2010
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A blonde was involved in a serious crash; there’s blood everywhere. She’s rushed to the hospital where she’s put on a stretcher almost unconcious. Doctor: OK, I’m going to check if you’re concussed. Blonde: Ok. Doctor: Ok the how many fingers am I putting up? Blonde: Oh my god I’m paralysed from the waist down!
A worried father confronted his blonde daughter
March 17, 2010
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A worried father confronted his blonde daughter one night. ‘I don’t like that new boyfriend, he’s rough and common and bloody stupid!’ ‘Oh no, Daddy,’ the daughter replied, ‘He’s ever so clever, we’ve only been going out nine weeks and he’s cured me of that illness I used to get once a month.’
A blonde goes in to take a tennis lesson
March 17, 2010
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A blonde goes in to take a tennis lesson, and the instructor notices she is using the wrong grip. After several failed attempts to correct her, he finally says ‘OK, just grip it like you do your husband’s member’. After that, the blonde immediately rips a couple of top spin winners down the line. The [...]
Swimming Lessons
March 16, 2010
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A blonde is driving down a country road. She looks over to the right, and sees another blonde, in a row boat, out in the middle of a field, rowing. The first blonde can’t believe her eyes, stops the car, and gets out to look at the blond in the rowboat. The longer she looks, [...]
Sick of Blonde Jokes
March 16, 2010
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Once upon a time there was a blonde with long hair, blue eyes, and she was sick of all the blonde jokes. One day, she decided to get a make over, so she cut and dyed her hair. She also went out and bought a new convertible. She went driving down a country road and [...]
