Browsing Posts in Christmas Jokes

Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elf-abet! Q: What’s the most popular wine at Christmas? A: “I don’t like sprouts” ! Q: If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? A: Missletoe! Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? A: Frostbite. Q: Why was Santa’s [...]

What do monkeys sing at Christmas ? Jungle Bells, Jungle bells.. ! Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ? They both drop their needles ! What’s Christmas called in England ? Yule Britannia ! What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas ? Thanks, I’ll never part with it [...]