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Sharks are not living on the sea because they can’t breath on continent. They live on a sea, because Chuck Norris doesn’t. There is no ‘ctrl’ button on Chuck Norris’s computer. Chuck Norris is always in control Chuck Norris can divide by zero. Chuck Norris never suffers from a heart attack. His heart is too [...]
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Chuck Norris can read Braille with his scrotum.
April 13, 2010
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Chuck Norris can read Braille with his scrotum. Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors. Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris. Oxygen needs Chuck Norris to survive.
Chuck Norris won a gun fight with a knife
April 13, 2010
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Chuck Norris won a gun fight with a knife… Chuck Norris can get a Black-Jack with one card. Chuck Norris had never escape from jail. Jail escapes from Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
Chuck Norris was once tested for steroids
April 13, 2010
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Chuck Norris was once tested for steroids. The results came back positive. When confronted with this information, Chuck Norris chuckled and said, “Of course, what do you think they make steroids from?” Chuck Norris once rode a bull threw a China shop, the only thing that broke was the bull. When Chuck Norris was born, [...]
Chuck Norris was sitting around a campfire with two cowboys. the cowboys were competing to see which one is more hardcore. the first one says,” Once, I was charged by an angry bull. I proceeded to jump on its back and kill it by gorging its eyes out.” The second says, ” Once I was [...]
A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people
April 13, 2010
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A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there. God wanted 10 days to build the world, Chuck Norris gave him 6. Chuck Norris can kill [...]
