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This apparently was a real memo sent at a computer company to its employees in all seriousness. This memo is from an unnamed computer company. It went to all field engineers about a computer peripheral problem. The author of this memo was quite serious. The engineers rolled on the floor. “Mouse Balls” Mouse balls are [...]

One day Bill complained to his friend, “My elbow really hurts, I guess I should see a doctor.” His friend offered, “Don’t do that. There’s a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker an cheaper than a doctor. Simply put in a sample of your urine and the computer will diagnose your [...]

Bill Gates meets Hugh Grant at a Hollywood party. They are talking and Bill says, “I’ve seen some great pictures of Divine Brown lately, I sure would like to get together with her!” Hugh replies, “Well Bill, you know … Ever since our incident, her price has skyrocketed. She’s charging a small fortune.” Bill said [...]

Car Problem

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One day, a mechanical engineer, electrical engineer, chemical engineer, and computer engineer were driving down the street in the same car when it broke down. The mechanical engineer said, “I think a rod broke.” The chemical engineer said, “The way it sputtered at the end, I think it’s not getting enough gas.” The electrical engineer [...]

The Frog

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A boy was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, “If you kiss me, I’ll turn into a beautiful princess.” He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, “If you kiss me and turn me back [...]

1. Bill Gates earns US$250 every SECOND, that’s about US$20 Million a DAY and US$7.8 Billion a YEAR! 2. If he drops a thousand dollars, he won’t even bother to pick it up because during the 4 seconds he picks it, he would’ve already earned it back. 3. The US national debt is about 5.62 [...]