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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner, they retire for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. “Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.” “I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes” exclaims [...]

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A woman gives birth to a baby….. Afterwards, the doctor comes in, and he says, “I have to tell you something about your baby.” The woman sits up in bed and says, “What’s wrong with my baby, Doctor? What’s wrong???” The doctor says, “Well, now, nothing’s wrong, exactly, but your baby is a little bit [...]

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

Any married man should forget his mistakes. There’s no use in two people remembering the same thing.

A wife woke up in the middle of the night to find her husband missing from bed. She got out of bed and checked around the house, and heard sobbing from the basement. After turning on the light and descending the stairs, she found her husband curled up into a little ball, sobbing. “Honey, what’s [...]

Deer Hunter

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Deer Hunter A sportsman, and father of 3 sons, was anxious to share his latest kill with his family for Sunday dinner. He didn’t want his sons to refuse tasting the delicious venison, so he sat the boys down to dinner without telling them what the meat was they were about to eat. “Oh come [...]

Son: Dad, what is an idiot? Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can’t understand him. Do you understand me? Son: No.

A husband and wife are eating soup. the wife spills soup all over her and says: “Oh no, I look like a pig” “yes and you also have soup all over you!”