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Alcohol is Not the Answer to all the Questions
October 26, 2011
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Two Dozen Pure Witticisms
March 17, 2010
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I started out with nothing…I still have most of it. Some days you’re the dog, some days the hydrant. I finally got my head together, now my body is falling apart. Funny, I don’t remember being absent minded. If all is not lost, where is it? It is easier to get older than it is [...]
Billy Conolly – his own words:
March 17, 2010
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Things I hate about everybody…. 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time….I know where my watch is pal, where the f*ck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2. People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire [...]
What Does Love Mean?
March 17, 2010
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What Does Love Mean? 1. “When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn’t bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That’s love.” Rebecca – age 8 2. When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. [...]
True Stories Told on Insurance Forms
March 17, 2010
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True Stories Told on Insurance Forms 1. Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don’t have. 2. The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intention. 3. I thought my window was down, but I found out it was up when I put my head [...]
Children’s Letters To God
March 17, 2010
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Children’s Letters To God: Dear GOD, In school they told us what You do. Who does it when You are on vacation? -Jane Dear GOD, Are you really invisible or is that just a trick? -Lucy Dear GOD, Is it true my father won’t get in Heaven if he uses his bowling words in the [...]
