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Wife: Yesterday I saw a very Beautiful Girl. Husband: Really ?? Then what happened? Wife: I just kept on Admiring her, On & On.. Husband (Gets Irritated): But, what happened then? Wife Smiled & said: Then What ?? I Simply Moved away from the Mirror !!!

Lose 5kg in a week

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Fat guy saw advertisment “lose 5kg in a week” He cals & said i would like to join! Lady : Ok be ready tomorrow at 6am. Next morning He opens the door & finds a hot babe with shoes, underpants & shirt saying “If u catch me u can f*ck me!” & the girl starts [...]

A priest and a shepherd from Australia participate in a TV game. After answering all the questions, there is a tie. So both are given one final assignment. It is to write a poem in three minutes, using the word “Timbuktu”. It is city in Africa. The priest returns with the fruit of his inspiration: [...]

A fifteen year old Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again. The boy asked, “What is this Father?” The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, “Son, I [...]

1. It’s important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job. 2. It’s important to have a woman, who can make you laugh. 3. It’s important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn’t lie to you. 4. It’s important [...]

A cowboy walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then causally looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, “Is your date running late?” “No”, he replies,”I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was just [...]