My ATTITUDE… Someone proposed me.. I said : Am not accepting your proposel.. But i salute your CHOICE :P :D
My ATTITUDE… Someone proposed me.. I said : Am not accepting your proposel.. But i salute your CHOICE :P :D
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Young man asked an old rich man how he made his money. The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and said, “Well, son, it was 1932. The depth of the Great Depression. I was down to my last nickel.” “I invested that nickel in an apple. I spent the entire day polishing the apple [...]
This guy goes to a whorehouse and says to the Madam, “I want to get screwed.” The Madam tells him to go up to room #12 and knock on the door. The guy walks up to the door, knocks on it, and says, “I really want to get screwed, bad!” A very sexy voice replies [...]
It was spring in the old west. The cowboys rode the still snow-choked trails looking for cattle that survived the winter. As one cowboy’s horse went around the narrow trail, it came upon a rattlesnake warming itself in the spring sunshine. The horse reared and the cowboy drew his six-gun to shoot the snake. “Hold [...]