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A mature lady gets pulled over for speeding… Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Traffic Cop: Yes ma’am, I’m afraid you were speeding. Older Woman: Oh, I see. Traffic Cop: Can I see your license please? Older Woman: Well, I would give it to you but I don’t have one. Traffic Cop: Don’t have [...]
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A mature lady gets pulled over for speeding
May 10, 2011
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Shoplifting in a supermarket
May 10, 2011
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This 80 year old woman was arrested for shoplifting in a supermarket. When she went before the judge he asked her, ‘What did you steal?’ She replied, ‘A can of peaches.’ The judge then asked her why she had stolen the can of peaches, and she replied that she was hungry. The judge asked her [...]
An old couple get’s married
May 9, 2011
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Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Miami, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore.. Jacob suggests they go in. Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: “Are you the owner?” The pharmacist answers, [...]
An old man and a woman
May 8, 2011
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An old man is walking down the street one afternoon when he sees a woman with perfect breasts. He says to her, “Hey miss, would you let me BITE your breasts for $100?” “Are you nuts?!” she replies, and keeps walking away. He turns around, runs around the block and gets to the corner before [...]
An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to go to their doctor to get checked out to make sure nothing was wrong with them. When they arrived at the doctors, they explained to the doctor about the problems they were having with their memory. After checking the couple out, [...]
Three old ladies are sitting in a diner, chatting about various things. One lady says, “You know, I’m getting really forgetful. This morning, I was standing at the top of the stairs, and I couldn’t remember whether I had just come up or was about to go down.” The second lady says, “You think that’s [...]
