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A drunken man is driving through the city of Dublin and his car is weaving violently all over the road. A cop pulls him over. “So,” says the cop to the driver, “where have you been?“ “I’ve been to the pub,” slurs the drunk. “Well,” says the cop, “it looks like you’ve had quite a [...]
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A drunken man is driving through the city of Dublin
November 21, 2011
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A farmhand is driving around the farm
July 25, 2011
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A farmhand is driving around the farm, checking the fences. After a few minutes he radios his boss and says, “Boss, I’ve got a problem. I hit a pig on the road and he’s stuck in the bull-bars of my truck. He’s still wriggling. What should I do?” “In the back of your truck there’s [...]
DEA officer stops at a ranch in Texas
July 18, 2011
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DEA officer stops at a ranch in Texas, and talks with an old rancher.. He tells the rancher, “I need to inspect your ranch for ill*gally grown dr*gs.” The rancher says, “Okay , but do not go in that field over there,” as he points out the location. The DEA officer verbally explodes saying, “Mister, [...]
A man on a bike was stopped at the border by police assigned to investigate goods transported across both states. He carried a bag of sand. On perusing through however, the cop found nothing else in the bag and therefore let him go. The next day this man was stopped with his bike and a [...]
Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH. He thinks to himself, “This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!” So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over. Approaching the car, he notices that there [...]
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his shiny new bike. The cop says to the kid, “Nice bike you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?” The kid replies, “Yeah.” The cop says, “Well, next year tell Santa to [...]
