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Prime Minister Paul Martin, Finance Minister Ralph Goodale, and Revenue Minister John McCallum are flying on the Executive Airbus to a gathering in British Columbia when Martin turns to Goodale and says, chuckling, “You know, I could throw a $1000 bill out the window right now and make someone very happy.” Goodale shrugs and replies, [...]

Q. Why did Al Gore get a nipple ring? A. He heard that George Bush got a Dick Cheney.

While visiting England, George Bush is invited to tea with the Queen. He asks her what her leadership philosophy is. She says that it is to surround herself with intelligent people. Bush asks how she knows if they’re intelligent. “I do so by asking them the right questions,” says the Queen. “Allow me to demonstrate.” [...]

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, “What is politics?” Dad says, “Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I’m the breadwinner of the family, so let’s call me capitalism. Your Mom, she’s the administrator of the money, so we’ll call her the Government. We’re here to take care of [...]

One day Dick Cheney, George Bush and Laura Bush were in a private jet going to France. Then, George Bush said, ” If i throw this hundred dollar bill off this jet I’ll make one person happy!” Then Dick Cheney said, ” Man if i throw ten, ten dollar bills down, I’ll make ten people [...]

The Year’s Most Idiotic Political Quotes: 25. “I’ll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office.” —President George W. Bush, in an interview with the Jerusalem Post, Washington, D.C., May 12, 2008 24. “I’ve now been in 57 states — I think one left to go.” —Barack [...]