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Q. What’s the difference between a lawyer and a vampire? A. A vampire only sucks blood at night. Q. Why to lawyers wear neckties? A. To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins. Q. What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster? A. When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its [...]
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What’s the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?
August 19, 2010
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Q: What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A good start! Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? A: His lips are moving. Q: What’s the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road? A: There are skid [...]
What do you get when you cross a cow with a rabbit?
August 19, 2010
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Q: What do you get when you cross a cow with a rabbit? A: Hare in your milk! Q: Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road? A: Because he didnt have the guts! Q: What do you say to a skeleton before he eats? A: Bone appetit! Q: What do you say to a skeleton [...]
What do pigs put on sore toes?
August 19, 2010
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Q: What do pigs put on sore toes? A: Oinkment! Q: How do you stop a skunk from smelling? A: Put a clothes peg on its nose! Q: When is a car not a car? A: When it turns into a garage! Q: What does a bee use to brush its hair? A: A honeycomb!
