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What do you get when you cross a telephone with a very big football player?
August 19, 2010
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What do you get when you cross a bear and a skunk?
August 19, 2010
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Q: What do you get when you cross a bear and a skunk? A: Winnie the ‘pe-u’! Q: What vegetable do you get when King Kong walks through your garden? A: Squash! Q: What did one toilet say to the other toilet? A: You look a bit flushed! Q: What dog keeps the best time? [...]
Why was 6 afraid of 7
August 19, 2010
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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7 A: Because 7 8 9! Q: Why did the man put his money in the freezer? A: He wanted cold hard cash! Q: Why won`t cannibals eat clowns? Because they taste funny! Q: What did the porcupine say to the cactus? A: “Is that you, Mama?”
What do you call a cow in an earthquake?
August 19, 2010
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Q: What do you call a cow in an earthquake? A: A milkshake! Q: Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? A: Because of its sandy claws! Q: What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? A: C sharp or B flat! Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To [...]
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the ball
August 19, 2010
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Q: If you peel my skin off, I won’t cry, but you will. What am I? A: An onion. Q: What has four legs one head but only one foot? A: A bed Q: Where do cows go to have fun? A: To the mooovies! Q: Why didn’t the skeleton go to the ball? A: [...]
