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Sam had been in the hectic newspaper business for twenty-five years when he decided that he was sick of the stress and quit his job. He bought 50 acres of land in the middle of Nowhere, Vermont. His place was so isolated that the postman came only once a week and he went to the [...]
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Two elderly ladies were discussing the upcoming dance at the country club
April 14, 2010
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Two elderly ladies were discussing the upcoming dance at the country club. “We’re supposed to wear something that matches our husband’s hair, so I’m wearing black,” said Mrs. Smith. “Oh my,” said Mrs. Jones, “I’d better not go.”
The best time to start thinking about your retirement
April 14, 2010
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The best time to start thinking about your retirement is before the boss does.
A 90 year old women goes to the doctor
April 14, 2010
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A 90 year old women goes to the doctor. Dr i can’t stop farting, sure they don’t smell and make no noise but still i can’t take it any more. Well take these pills every day and come back in a week. Dr what did you do to me not only am i still farting [...]
I used to hate weddings
April 14, 2010
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I used to hate weddings, all the old ladies would prod me and say ‘you’ll be next !’ They soon stopped that, when I started saying it to them at funerals !
An elderly woman went to her doctor
April 14, 2010
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An elderly woman went to her doctor, complaining about not being able to hear out of one ear. The doctor then took his penlight, looked in her ear, then took his tweezers, reached in, and pulled something out. After examining the object for a second, he exclaimed, “Well….it seems you inserted a suppository into your [...]
