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During an English lesson, the teacher notices that a boy was not paying attention to her. Teacher:Pappu, join these two sentences together. I was cycling to school. I saw a dead body. Pappu: (thinking for a while) I saw a dead body cycling to school.
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The teacher notices that a boy was not paying attention to her
November 21, 2011
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I have a couple of riddles
July 22, 2011
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Teacher: Good morning class I have a couple of riddles to start off this morning. I have something here that’s round red and good to eat? Sarah: an apple? Teacher: No it’s a tomato but you’re thinking. Teacher: I have something here that’s yellow and odd shaped and good to eat? Michael: A banana? Teacher: [...]
Third-grade test
May 8, 2011
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A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, ‘Harry, what’s your problem?’ Harry answered, ‘I’m too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I’m smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!’ Ms. Brooks had [...]
3 great kings
May 8, 2011
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Teacher: “Johnny, can you tell me the name of 3 great kings who have brought happiness and peace into people’s lives?” Little Johnny: Drin-king, smo-king, and fuc-king.
Little Johnny returns from school and tells his father he got an “F” in Arithmetic today. “Why?” asks his father. “The teacher asked, ‘How much is 2 x 3?’ I said “6″. “But that’s right,” said his father. “Then she asked me ‘How much is 3 x 2?’ “What’s the fucking difference?” asks his father. [...]
The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry
April 22, 2010
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The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term exam paper: “Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat), or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Support your answer with a proof.” Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle’s Law (gas cools off when it expands and heats up when it [...]
