A waitress walks up to one of her tables in a New York Cityrestaurant and notices that the three Japanese businessmenseated there are furiously masturbating.She yells, “What the hell do you guys think you are doing?”One of the Japanese men explains, “Can’t you see? We areall berry hungry.”The waitress begs the question, “So, how is [...]
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A waitress walks up to one of her tables in…
March 17, 2010
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A man comes to his doctor
March 17, 2010
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A man comes to his doctor and tells him that hes wife doesn’t want to have sex with him for the last 7 months. The doc tells the man to bring his wife in so he can talk to her. So the wife comes into the doctors office and the doctor asks her whats wrong [...]
My wife just isn’t interested in sex anymore
March 17, 2010
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“Doc, you’ve gotta help me! My wife just isn’t interested in sex anymore. Haven’t you got a pill or something I can give her?” “Look, I can’t prescribe…” “Doc, we’ve been friends for years. Have you ever seen me this upset? I’m desperate! I can’t think; I can’t concentrate; my life is going utterly to [...]
Chinese Torture
March 17, 2010
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A young man is wandering, lost, in a forest when he comes upon a small house. Knocking on the door he is greeted by an ancient Chinese man with a long gray beard. “I’m lost,” said the man. “Can you put me up for the night?” “Certainly,” the Chinese man said, “but on one condition. [...]
I Like The Way You’re Thinking
March 17, 2010
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Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question. “Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun how many would be left?” “None.”, replied Johnny. “’cause the rest would fly away.” “Well, the answer is four,” said [...]
Braggin’
March 17, 2010
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A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to a Chicagoan on an overseas flight. After a few cocktails, the men began discussing their home lives. “Last night I made love to my wife four times,” the Frenchman bragged, “and this morning she made me delicious crepes and she told me how much she adored [...]
Mary was having an affair
March 17, 2010
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Mary was having an affair during the day while her husband was at work. One day, she was in bed with her boyfriend Ralph, when she heard her husband’s car pull in the driveway. She yelled at Ralph, “Hurry! grab your clothes and jump out the window, my husband is home early!” Ralph looked out [...]
Don’t Let Him Do That
March 17, 2010
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There was a virgin that was going out on a date for the first time and she told her grandmother about it. Her grandmother says, “Sit here and let me tell you about those young boys. “He is going to try to kiss you; you are going to like that, but don’t let him do [...]
Abstain From Sex
March 17, 2010
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Three couples, an elderly couple, a middle-aged couple and a young newlywed couple wanted to join a new church in their neighborhood. The pastor said “We have special requirements for new parishioners. You must abstain from having sex for two weeks to show will-power.” The couples all agreed and came back at the end of [...]
