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I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my gas with the beat of the music. After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee, and noticed that everybody was staring at me…. [...]
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Yesterday in the restaurant
July 16, 2011
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To the optimist, the glass is half full
April 15, 2010
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To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the glass is half empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
What is the difference between Mechanical Engineers and Civil Engineers? Mechanical Engineers build weapons, Civil Engineers build targets.
When does a person decide to become an accountant?
April 15, 2010
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Q: When does a person decide to become an accountant? A: When he realizes he doesn’t have the charisma to succeed as an undertaker.
How to be a successful man
April 14, 2010
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A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
A very fat woman comes into a store
April 14, 2010
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A very fat woman comes into a store and tells the clerk, “I would like to see a bikini that fits me.” Clerk, “me too…”
