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Teacher: “I’m calling your parents!” Elementary Student: NOOOOOO,”I’ll be good!” Middle School Student: “Pshhh,whatever!” High School Student: “Hahaha tell my mom I said Hi!” :P
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I’m calling your parents!
October 26, 2011
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Child Psychology
March 17, 2010
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A new teacher thought she would use what she learned in her psychology courses. She said to her class, “Everyone who thinks they are stupid, please stand up.” After a few seconds, one boy stood. “Do you think you’re stupid?” she asked. “No, ma’am, but I just didn’t want you to have to stand there [...]
A smart child
March 17, 2010
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A first-grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, “Harry what is your problem?” Harry answered, “I’m too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third -grade and I’m smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!” The teacher had had enough. She [...]
School 1958 – 2008
March 16, 2010
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Scenario : Jack goes quail hunting before school, pulls into school parking lot with shotgun in gun rack. 1958 – Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack’s shotgun, goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack. 2008 – School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never [...]
Big People Words
March 16, 2010
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A group of children were trying very hard to become accustomed to Nursery School. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on NO baby talk! You need to use ‘Big People’ words,’ she was always reminding them. She asked John what he had done over the weekend? “I went to visit my [...]
Life Science Final Exam
March 16, 2010
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The not necessarily well-prepared student sat in his life science classroom staring at a question on the final exam paper. The question directed: “Give four advantages of breast milk.” What to write? He sighed, and began to scribble whatever came into his head, hoping for the best: 1. No need to boil. 2. Cats can’t [...]
