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What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? – Well, it’s the same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving Marriage – an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor’s Degree and the woman gets her Masters. After a lengthy quarrel, a wife said to her [...]
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Why do brides wear white?
August 24, 2010
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Q: Why do brides wear white? A: To blend in with everything else in the kitchen. One day a man inserted an ‘advert’ in the local classifieds: “Wife wanted”. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.”
I’ve got a good friend who married a Doctor
August 24, 2010
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I’ve got a good friend who married a Doctor. One day he told her: “You need to do something to spice up our love-making”. Soon thereafter, he came home and found her in bed with another man who is also an M.D. “Why?” asked her husband. “You said I needed to do something to spice [...]
How much does it cost to get married?
August 24, 2010
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A little kid asks his Dad, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?” “No idea,” replied the Father, “I’m still paying for it…” There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married – now he is going through Hell!!!
Love is one long sweet dream
August 24, 2010
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Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock. Q: Why are husbands like lawn mowers? A: They’re hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don’t work half the time! Husband to wife: Why do you keep reading our marriage licence? Wife to Husband: I’m looking for a loophole The definition [...]
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
