A driver tucked a note under her windshield wiper and dashed off: “I’ve circled the block for 20 minutes. I’m late for an appointment and if I don’t park here I’ll lose my job. Forgive us our trespasses.” Returning, she came back only to find a parking ticket and this note: “I’ve circled the block [...]
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I can never remember what i just said
April 15, 2010
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Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said. When did you first notice this problem? What problem?
An Italian, a Scotsman, and a Chinese fellow were hired at a construction site
April 15, 2010
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An Italian, a Scotsman, and a Chinese fellow were hired at a construction site. The foreman pointed out a huge pile of sand and told the Italian guy, “You’re in charge of sweeping.” To the Scotsman he said, “You’re in charge of shoveling.” And to the Chinese guy, “You’re in charge of supplies.” He then [...]
We need someone responsible for the job
April 15, 2010
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Employer: “We need someone responsible for the job.” “Sir your search ends here! In my previous job whenever something went wrong,everybody said I was responsible.”
I went to blockbusters last night
April 15, 2010
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I went to blockbusters last night and asked if i could borrow Batman Forever the bloke at the counter said, “NO you have to bring it back tomorrow!”
A lady buys some new furniture at Ikea
April 15, 2010
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A lady buys some new furniture at Ikea. She reads the instuctions and builds the wardrobe. As soon as it”s built she a bus passes by and the wardrobe falls into pieces. The lady tries again and 5 minutes later another bus passes by and the wardrobe falls into pieces. The lady is furious and [...]
Offender found
April 8, 2010
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Paddy got a job as a road line-painter
March 28, 2010
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Paddy got a job as a road line-painter. He paints 5 miles on the first day, 2 miles on the second day and 1 on the third day. “You get worse and worse every day!” yelled his boss. “That is because the bucket gets further and further away every day.” said Paddy. Tags:painter of road [...]
A guy with bright blue, green and orange color hair
March 26, 2010
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A guy with bright blue, green and orange color hair was standing at a bus stop. Few moments later an elderly man stood near him and kept staring at him hard. Annoyed by the stares the guy asked him, “Wotz up oldie! Never done something wild?” To this the old man replied, “Yeah,I f*cked a [...]
