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May 10, 2011 1 comment

Yo momma so ugly her birth certificate is an apology letter!

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Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!

April 8, 2010 No comments

Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund! Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says “okay!” Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said “Taxi!” Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it. Yo momma so fat [...]

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Yo momma is so poor that when I saw her last week walking down the street kicking a can so I asked what are you doing and she said “movin”

April 8, 2010 No comments

Yo momma is so poor that when I saw her last week walking down the street kicking a can so I asked what are you doing and she said “movin” Yo mamma so fat the back of her neck looks like a 12 pack of hot dogs. Yo mamma so fat when she jumps up [...]

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Yo mama like a shotgun first the gets cocked then she blows then she gets laid in the closet.

April 8, 2010 No comments

Yo mama like a shotgun first the gets cocked then she blows then she gets laid in the closet. Yo mama like a door nob everyone gets a turn. Yo mama’s so old her breast milk is powdered. Yo momma is so ugly when she tried to get into the ugly competition the judge’s said [...]

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Yo mama’s so fat, after sex I rolled over three times and i was still on the bitch.

April 8, 2010 No comments

Yo mama’s so fat, after sex I rolled over three times and i was still on the bitch. Yo momma’s so fat when she hauls ass she has to make 2 trips. Yo mama is so stupid that when she got locked up in the supermarket she starved to death. Yo Mama’s just like peanut-butter…..she [...]

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Yo mommma is so fat when she stepped on a scale it said to be continued.

April 8, 2010 2 comments

Yo mommma is so fat when she stepped on a scale it said to be continued. Your mum is so fat when she sat at the back of the bus it pulled a wheelie. Your mums so fat when I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing. Yo momma is so [...]

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Browsing Posts in Yo mama Jokes

Birth certificate

Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!

Yo momma is so poor that when I saw her last week walking down the street kicking a can so I asked what are you doing and she said “movin”

Yo mama like a shotgun first the gets cocked then she blows then she gets laid in the closet.

Yo mama’s so fat, after sex I rolled over three times and i was still on the bitch.

Yo mommma is so fat when she stepped on a scale it said to be continued.