Teacher: Billy stop making ugly faces at other students!
Billy: Why, ma’am!
Teacher: Because when i was a child, my parents told me that if i kept making ugly faces my face would stay that way!
Billy: Well, i can see you didn’t listen then!
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If you see someone sinking in the water
Teacher is explaining to the student,
If you see someone sinking in the water, you should pull his hair to save him from the water. It will be easy for you.’
Student: but sir, if it happens to you, we shouldn’t help you.
Teacher: why?
Student: because you don’t have any hair.
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An Arab student
An Arab student sends an e-mail to his dad, saying:
Dear Dad, Berlin is wonderful, people are nice and I really like it here, but Dad, I am a bit ashamed to arrive at my college with my
pure-gold Ferrari 599GTB when all my teachers and many fellow students travel by train.
Your son, Nasser
The next day,
Nasser gets a reply to his e-mail from his dad:
My dear loving son Fifty million US Dollar has just been transferred to your account. Please stop embarrassing us. Go and get yourself a train too.
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