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There was this little boy that read an article one day. It was about this man holding a world record of holding poop in his hand for the longest time (25 years). So the boy decided that he was going to poop in his hand.
So the boy went off to school the next day, with the poop in his hand. The teacher noticed that he kept his hand closed, so she told the boy to open her hand.
“No.”
“Open your hand.”
“No.”
“Why wont you open your hand?”
“Cause there’s a little green goblet inside and if I open my hand, I scared he’s gonna run away and I’m never gonna see him again.”
“OK. I’m sending you to the principal’s office.
The kid went to the principal’s off and the principal to the boy to open his hand.
“No.”
“Open your hand.”
“No.”
“Why wont you open your hand?”
“Cause there’s a little green goblet inside and if I open my hand, I scared he’s gonna run away and I’m never gonna see him again.”
“Fine. Your suspended.”
So the boy went home and his mother told him to open his hand.
“No.”
“Open your hand.”
“No.”
“Why wont you open your hand?”
“Cause there’s a little green goblet inside and if I open my hand, I scared he’s gonna run away and I’m never gonna see him again.”
“OPEN YOUR HAND.”
“No.”
So the mother slapped the boy’s hand, and the boy said, “Look mom you scared the crap out of him.”
