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Chuck Norris was once tested for steroids. The results came back positive. When confronted with this information, Chuck Norris chuckled and said, “Of course, what do you think they make steroids from?”
Chuck Norris once rode a bull threw a China shop, the only thing that broke was the bull.
When Chuck Norris was born, he cut his own umbilical cord. He then used it to strangle the doctor who slapped him on the but.
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear boots. His feet are made of boot material.
