Chuck Norris’s tears can cure cancer…
…sadly he never cries….

When Chuck Norris works out at the gym, he doesn’t sweat. The weights do.

The saddest moment for a child is not when he learns Santa Claus isn’t real.
It’s when he learns Chuck Norris is.

Chuck Norris KNOWS Victoria’s secret.

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