Sharks are not living on the sea because they can’t breath on continent. They live on a sea, because Chuck Norris doesn’t.

There is no ‘ctrl’ button on Chuck Norris’s computer. Chuck Norris is always in control

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

Chuck Norris never suffers from a heart attack. His heart is too smart to not attack him.

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