When Chuck Norris does a push up

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April 12, 2010 No comments

When Chuck Norris does a push up he does not push up, he pushes the world down.

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

There are no bombs, Chuck Norris just jumps out of a helicopter and punches the ground.

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

When Chuck Norris was a kid his parents took him to a beach in Georgia. While swimming Chuck Norris pants came down and out popped Florida.

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