Bill Gates meets Hugh Grant

Bill Gates meets Hugh Grant at a Hollywood party. They are talking and Bill says, “I’ve seen some great pictures of Divine Brown lately, I sure would like to get together with her!” Hugh replies, “Well Bill, you know … Ever since our incident, her price has skyrocketed. She’s charging a small fortune.” Bill said with a chuckle, “Hugh, money’s no object to me. What’s her number?” So, Hugh gives Bill her number and bill sets up a date. They meet and after they finish, Bill is lying there in ecstasy, mumbling, “God…now I know why you chose the name Divine.” To which she replies, “Thank you Bill…And now I know how you chose the name… Microsoft.”