What can a goose do, a duck can’t, and a lawyer should?

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August 19, 2010 No comments

Q: What can a goose do, a duck can’t, and a lawyer should?
A: Stick his bill up his ass.

Q: What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?
A: An offer you can’t understand

Q. Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?
A. From chasing parked ambulances.

Q. Where can you find a good lawyer?
A. In the cemetary

Q. What’s the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?
A. A gigolo only screws one person at a time.

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