What do you get when you cross a bear and a skunk?

Q: What do you get when you cross a bear and a skunk?
A: Winnie the ‘pe-u’!

Q: What vegetable do you get when King Kong walks through your garden?
A: Squash!

Q: What did one toilet say to the other toilet?
A: You look a bit flushed!

Q: What dog keeps the best time?
A: A watch dog.

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