Q: What is black and white and sleeps a lot?
A: A snoozepaper!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: He didn`t want to go to the barbecue!

Q: What did one plate say to the other plate?
A: “Lunch is on me!”

Q: What is black and white and red all over?
A: A sunburnt zebra!

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