Q: What is black and white and white all over?
A: A scared skunk!

Q: Why did the cookie go to see the doctor?
A: He was feeling crummy!

Q: How do you catch a squirrel?
A: Climb a tree and act like a nut!

Q: How can you tell if a calendar is popular?
A: It has a lot of dates!

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