No sooner spoken than broken. What is it?
Silence.
A secret.

A certain crime is punishable if attempted but not punishable if committed. What is it?
Suicide.
Coup d’etat.

You use a knife to slice my head and weep beside me when I am dead. What am I?
An onion.

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