I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately
needed to pass gas. The music was really,  really  loud, so I timed my
gas with the beat of the music.

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee,
and noticed that everybody was staring at me….

Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.

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