Yo mama like a shotgun first the gets cocked then she blows then she gets laid in the closet.

Yo mama like a shotgun first the gets cocked then she blows then she gets laid in the closet.

Yo mama like a door nob everyone gets a turn.

Yo mama’s so old her breast milk is powdered.

Yo momma is so ugly when she tried to get into the ugly competition the judge’s said “sorry,no professional’s”

Yo momma is so fat she was walking down the street, tripped and broke her leg and gravy rolled out.