Yo mama’s so fat, after sex I rolled over three times and i was still on the bitch.

Yo mama’s so fat, after sex I rolled over three times and i was still on the bitch.

Yo momma’s so fat when she hauls ass she has to make 2 trips.

Yo mama is so stupid that when she got locked up in the supermarket she starved to death.

Yo Mama’s just like peanut-butter…..she spreads for bread !

Yo mama’s so fat, she walked across the dance-floor…and the band skipped !