Yo momma is so poor that when I saw her last week walking down the street kicking a can so I asked what are you doing and she said “movin”

Yo momma is so poor that when I saw her last week walking down the street kicking a can so I asked what are you doing and she said “movin”

Yo mamma so fat the back of her neck looks like a 12 pack of hot dogs.

Yo mamma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck.

Yo mamma so hairy she has afros on her nipples.

YO momma is so old, I slit her throat and dust came out!