Q: What do pigs put on sore toes?
Q: How do you stop a skunk from smelling?
A: Put a clothes peg on its nose!
Q: When is a car not a car?
A: When it turns into a garage!
Q: What does a bee use to brush its hair?
A: A honeycomb!
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