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1. It’s important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job. 2. It’s important to have a woman, who can make you laugh. 3. It’s important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn’t lie to you. 4. It’s important [...]
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Browsing Posts tagged bed
Five Important Qualities
July 22, 2011
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I run over fields and woods all day
August 24, 2010
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I run over fields and woods all day. Under the bed at night I sit not alone. My tongue hangs out, up and to the rear, awaiting to be filled in the morning. What am I? A shoe. Throw it off the highest building, and I’ll not break. But put me in the ocean, and [...]
I’ve got a good friend who married a Doctor
August 24, 2010
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I’ve got a good friend who married a Doctor. One day he told her: “You need to do something to spice up our love-making”. Soon thereafter, he came home and found her in bed with another man who is also an M.D. “Why?” asked her husband. “You said I needed to do something to spice [...]
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the ball
August 19, 2010
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Q: If you peel my skin off, I won’t cry, but you will. What am I? A: An onion. Q: What has four legs one head but only one foot? A: A bed Q: Where do cows go to have fun? A: To the mooovies! Q: Why didn’t the skeleton go to the ball? A: [...]
A woman was in bed with her lover
April 29, 2010
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A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. “Hurry!” she said, “stand in the corner.” She quickly rubbed baby oil all over him and then she dusted him with talcum powder. “Don’t move until I tell you to,” she whispered. “Just pretend you’re a statue.” “What’s [...]
