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I have holes in my top and bottom, my left and right, and in the middle. But I still hold water. What am I? A sponge. Give me food, and I will live; give me water, and I will die. What am I? Fire. The man who invented it doesn’t want it. The man who [...]
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Browsing Posts tagged Bottom
I have holes in my top and bottom
August 24, 2010
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Q: What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A good start! Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? A: His lips are moving. Q: What’s the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road? A: There are skid [...]
Marriage – Before and After
March 16, 2010
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Before Marriage: John – Ah… At last, I can hardly wait! Jane – Do you want me to leave? John – NO! Don’t even think about it. Jane – Do you love me? John – Of course! Always have and always will! Jane – Have you ever cheated on me? John – NO! Why are [...]
Real news headlines 11
March 12, 2010
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These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Queen Mary Having Bottom Scraped Henshaw Offers Rare Opportunity to Goose Hunters Women’s Movement Called More Broad-Based Antique Stripper to Display Wares at Store Prostitutes Appeal to Pope Teacher Strikes Idle Kids Lawyers Give Poor Free Legal Advice Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant [...]
