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I have holes in my top and bottom, my left and right, and in the middle. But I still hold water. What am I? A sponge. Give me food, and I will live; give me water, and I will die. What am I? Fire. The man who invented it doesn’t want it. The man who [...]

My Own Funeral

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A famous heart specialist doctor died and everyone was gathered at his funeral. A regular coffin was displayed in front of a huge heart. When the minister finished with the sermon and after everyone said their good-byes, the heart was opened, the coffin rolled inside, and the heart closed. Just at that moment one of [...]