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I have holes in my top and bottom, my left and right, and in the middle. But I still hold water. What am I? A sponge. Give me food, and I will live; give me water, and I will die. What am I? Fire. The man who invented it doesn’t want it. The man who [...]
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Browsing Posts tagged food
I have holes in my top and bottom
August 24, 2010
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House Rules for Dogs and Cats.
March 17, 2010
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Dear Dogs and Cats, The dishes with the paw print belong to you and contain your food. The rest of the dishes belong to me and contain my food. Please note, if you put a paw print in the middle of my plate or food, that does not stake a claim for it. It is [...]
Letter From a Farm Kid
March 16, 2010
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Dear Ma and Pa, I am well. Hope you are. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer the Marine Corps beats working for old man Larson by a mile. Tell them to join up quick before all of the places are filled. I was restless at first because you got to stay in bed till nearly [...]
Catholic Shampoo
March 16, 2010
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While shopping in a food store , two nuns happened to pass by the beer, wine, and liquor section… One asked the other if she would like a beer. The second nun answered that, indeed, it would be very nice to have one, but that she would feel uncomfortable about purchasing it. The first nun [...]
If God didn’t want us to eat animals
March 9, 2010
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If God didn’t want us to eat animals, he wouldn’t have made them out of food.
