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No sooner spoken than broken. What is it? Silence. A secret. A certain crime is punishable if attempted but not punishable if committed. What is it? Suicide. Coup d’etat. You use a knife to slice my head and weep beside me when I am dead. What am I? An onion.
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Browsing Posts tagged head
No sooner spoken than broken
August 24, 2010
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Why didn’t the skeleton go to the ball
August 19, 2010
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Q: If you peel my skin off, I won’t cry, but you will. What am I? A: An onion. Q: What has four legs one head but only one foot? A: A bed Q: Where do cows go to have fun? A: To the mooovies! Q: Why didn’t the skeleton go to the ball? A: [...]
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night
April 18, 2010
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A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. This being a big event, the girl tells her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and “do it” for the first time. Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never done it before, so [...]
Hot head football
April 14, 2010
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Whats six inches long, has a head on it and drives women wild ? Money !
Chuck Norris was sitting around a campfire with two cowboys. the cowboys were competing to see which one is more hardcore. the first one says,” Once, I was charged by an angry bull. I proceeded to jump on its back and kill it by gorging its eyes out.” The second says, ” Once I was [...]
