Teacher: “I’m calling your parents!” Elementary Student: NOOOOOO,”I’ll be good!” Middle School Student: “Pshhh,whatever!” High School Student: “Hahaha tell my mom I said Hi!” :P
Teacher: “I’m calling your parents!” Elementary Student: NOOOOOO,”I’ll be good!” Middle School Student: “Pshhh,whatever!” High School Student: “Hahaha tell my mom I said Hi!” :P
I have holes in my top and bottom, my left and right, and in the middle. But I still hold water. What am I? A sponge. Give me food, and I will live; give me water, and I will die. What am I? Fire. The man who invented it doesn’t want it. The man who [...]
A wife woke up in the middle of the night to find her husband missing from bed. She got out of bed and checked around the house, and heard sobbing from the basement. After turning on the light and descending the stairs, she found her husband curled up into a little ball, sobbing. “Honey, what’s [...]
A blonde is driving down a country road. She looks over to the right, and sees another blonde, in a row boat, out in the middle of a field, rowing. The first blonde can’t believe her eyes, stops the car, and gets out to look at the blond in the rowboat. The longer she looks, [...]
On a beautiful deserted island, in the middle of nowhere, the following people are stranded: 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman 2 French men and 1 French woman 2 German men and 1 German woman 2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman 2 English men and 1 English woman 2 Bulgarian men and 1 [...]